Mom I just wanna say thank you for not killing me Cause I would have sent me to Heaven in the 3rd degree I know I was a living hell walking on two feet But I think when you and the Good Lord finally meet That he’s gonna greet you with a big ‘ol stupid reward For raising a son that was a friggin retard And from the bottom of my heart I love you for not giving up on my soul Cause the countless numbers of prayers have finally taken their toll