To The Angel I Call Mom

 Mom I just wanna say thank you for not killing me

Cause I would have sent me to Heaven in the 3rd degree

I know I was a living hell walking on two feet

But I think when you and the Good Lord finally meet

That he’s gonna greet you with a big ‘ol stupid reward

For raising a son that was a friggin retard

And from the bottom of my heart I love you for not giving up on my soul

Cause the countless numbers of prayers have finally taken their toll